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Showing posts with label gas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gas. Show all posts

Saturday, November 22, 2008

$1.89 per gallon gas


Today, I purchased gas here in Wolcott for $1.89.9 per gallon. Amazing!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

$1.99 per gallon gas


Today, I saw a gas station in Wallingford, CT selling gas for $1.99 per gallon.* First time I have seen gas under $2 in a long time. Six months ago, the same gas station was selling gas for nearly twice today's price.

* Tonight, the local news showed gas for sale at another Connecticut location for $1.73 per gallon!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

government lies

I heard on the news that a study released today indicates that gas consumption is down significantly from one year ago. However, Bush's bullsitters say that this is not going to affect gas prices because demand is up. So, according to the US Ministry of Propaganda, although demand is down, demand is up.

If you believe that, I have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn that you might be interested in purchasing.